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Ted-What?
Mike-Nothing. Don't worry about it.
Ted-Ok
(Silence)
Ted-Hey man, could you pass the cookies?
Mike-No.
Ted-What? Why not?!
Mike-Those are my cookies.
Ted-What?! Those are every bodies cookies!
Mike-Nooooo, they're my cookies.
Ted- How are they your cookies?
Mike- We all got our bag of cookies, and you already snarfed yours.
Ted-Rob would share his cookies.
Mike-I'm not perfect like Rob!
Ted-I just want one.
Mike-Mine!
Ted-Real mature, I just want one!
Mike-Mine!
Ted-Come on! Stop being a jerk!
Mike-I may be a jerk, but at least I'm a happy jerk with a bag full of cookies.
Ted-You seriously can't just give up one?
Mike-I will crash this car into a semi if you don't stop bugging me!
Ted-You're bluffing.
Mike-Hmmmm...
Ted-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ok, fine I'll stop asking for cookies!
Mike-That's bett- Oh crud. This is your fault!
Police Officer- Sir step out of the vehicle with your hands on your head.
Mike-I hate you.
Ted-I just wanted cookies!