Love Poem

Love is astronomical.
The players are like molecules drifting throughout the universe.
Should the right particles meet, they bond and become one.
But there are infinite amounts of molecules in the universe.
My perfect element is close, so close, yet we do not bond.
And space is very empty.

Life Story

Lazier than poo, always hungry, mad skills with weapons, Halo enthusiast, albino white, seemingly cursed, loves to boat, has very odd ipods, and yodels.

Lazier, hungry, mad skills with weapons, Halo enthusiast, cursed, boat, yodel, ipods.

Hungry, mad skills with weapons, Halo.

Mad Halo skills

Halo

I Remember

I remember pie.
It is delicious, and good.
I like to eat it.

I remember chess.
I totally suck at chess.
I always get smoked.

I remember work.
Teaching ax safety to scouts.
A "little" scary.

I remember times,
When "Power Rangers" was cool.
It is not cool now.

I remember hating poetry. Oh wait, I still do.

Journal Entry-Scene it

A council has been called. In the meeting, there are a bunch of dwarves, elves, men, two midgets, and an old man with a stick. They are discussing the fate of a shiny golden ring, which is the most evil thing ever. Different races start saying snarky stuff about everyone elses' race, and a fight erupts. One of the midgets freaks out, and sees flame devouring everybody in the band of the ring. The midget settles the dispute by yelling, "I will take it! I will take the Ring to Mordor!" The old guy with the stick winces, and everyone looks dumbfounded. A man, elf, and dwarf pledge their sword, bow, and axe to protect the little guy. Another midget suddenly bursts out of the brush and runs to the other midget's side. Then two more reveal themselves. The head elf looks pissed. The says, "So be it. You shall be the Fellowship, of the Ring!" and the epic music swells. One of the short ones responds with, "Great! So, where are we going?" His friend looks at him like he's a retard, and everybody in the audience laughs.

The End

Impulse 2

Ivan-What? Haven't you ever seen a midget before?!!!
Bill-Actually no, but that's not why I'm staring.
Ivan-Then what is it?
Bill-I recognize you
Ivan-I get that all the time. I'm never who people think I am.
Bill-I know I've seen you before.
Ivan-If you haven't seen a midget before, then you definutely haven't seen me before.
Bill-Iv'e seen you on TV somewhere.
Ivan-(Under breath) Crud...
Bill-Oh my gosh! You're that guy who punched the whale!
Ivan-Ugh.
Bill-I just have one question, why did you punch that peaceful creature?
Ivan-Don't you start! How was I supposed to know the thing would freak out and beach itself? And another thing, how did it even feel my midget punch? Whales have like 500 layers of fat!
Bill-Why though?
Ivan-50 bucks and all the pina coladas I could drink, that's why.
Bill-Whale puncher...
Ivan-Good day sir, I hope all your goldfish die.
(Ivan collects his coat, and leaves in a huff.)