Ivan-What? Haven't you ever seen a midget before?!!!
Bill-Actually no, but that's not why I'm staring.
Ivan-Then what is it?
Bill-I recognize you
Ivan-I get that all the time. I'm never who people think I am.
Bill-I know I've seen you before.
Ivan-If you haven't seen a midget before, then you definutely haven't seen me before.
Bill-Iv'e seen you on TV somewhere.
Ivan-(Under breath) Crud...
Bill-Oh my gosh! You're that guy who punched the whale!
Ivan-Ugh.
Bill-I just have one question, why did you punch that peaceful creature?
Ivan-Don't you start! How was I supposed to know the thing would freak out and beach itself? And another thing, how did it even feel my midget punch? Whales have like 500 layers of fat!
Bill-Why though?
Ivan-50 bucks and all the pina coladas I could drink, that's why.
Bill-Whale puncher...
Ivan-Good day sir, I hope all your goldfish die.
(Ivan collects his coat, and leaves in a huff.)
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haha thats really funny... and really random! It's interesting how you kinda include in the story what a show really is about it real life. good job!
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