A council has been called. In the meeting, there are a bunch of dwarves, elves, men, two midgets, and an old man with a stick. They are discussing the fate of a shiny golden ring, which is the most evil thing ever. Different races start saying snarky stuff about everyone elses' race, and a fight erupts. One of the midgets freaks out, and sees flame devouring everybody in the band of the ring. The midget settles the dispute by yelling, "I will take it! I will take the Ring to Mordor!" The old guy with the stick winces, and everyone looks dumbfounded. A man, elf, and dwarf pledge their sword, bow, and axe to protect the little guy. Another midget suddenly bursts out of the brush and runs to the other midget's side. Then two more reveal themselves. The head elf looks pissed. The says, "So be it. You shall be the Fellowship, of the Ring!" and the epic music swells. One of the short ones responds with, "Great! So, where are we going?" His friend looks at him like he's a retard, and everybody in the audience laughs.
The End
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Sounds a little familiar, like a little bit of the lord of the rings, but good! the only phrase that took away from the story was "which is the most evel thing ever" but very good!
ReplyDeleteHaha, well I enjoyed it. I mean, not necessarily original, but I love the way you tell it. "And the epic music swells." Priceless.
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